1. What is something Mommy always says to you?
Emily: "Don't go pee pee in your pull up tonight."
Jake: "Stop!"
2. What makes Mommy happy?
Emily: When I don't go pee pee in my pull up.
Jake: Me.
3. What makes Mommy sad?
Emily: When I don't give you a hug.
Jake: Me
4. How does Mommy make you laugh?
Emily: Tickle me.
Jake: Tickle me.
5. What was Mommy like as a child?
Emily: You liked being tickled.
Jake: Me.
6. How old is Mommy?
Emily: 57
Jake: 3
7. How tall is Mommy?
Emily: 50 inches
Jake: Big...No, wittle.
8. What is Mommy’s favorite thing to do?
Emily: Do the laundry.
Jake: Play with sissy.
9. What does Mommy do when you’re not around?
Emily: Do laundry.
Jake: Say goodbye.
10. If Mommy becomes famous, what will it be for?
Emily: No, not that one Next question.
Jake: --
11. What is Mommy really good at?
Emily: Doing laundry and not cheating at Mancala.
Jake: Toys.
12. What is Mommy not very good at?
Emily: Making good smoothies.
Jake: Ummm...being silly.
13. What does Mommy do for her job?
Emily: Work.
Jake: Dancing.
14. What is Mommy’s favorite food?
Emily: Corn and meat and meatloaf.
Jake: Cheese.
15. What makes you proud of Mommy?
Emily: Not cheating at Mancala.
Jake: Singing,
16. If Mommy were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Emily: Minnie Mouse
Jake: Dancing.
17. What do you and Mommy do together?
Emily: Play at the park and ride our bikes and sing "Stuck Like Glue."
Jake: Dancing.
18. How are you and Mommy the same?
Emily: We have the same hair sometimes.
Jake: Big.
19. How are you and Mommy different?
Emily: You are big and I am small.
Jake: *Gagging noise* ???
20. How do you know Mommy loves you?
Emily: Because sometimes we listen.
Jake: Dancing.
21. Where is Mommy’s favorite place to go?
Emily: McDonald's to get a salad.
Jake: Sonic
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